12 Years Wasted? Ask Thomas Young.

Before my talents in internet marketing blossomed, I was better known as “Pastor Mike”.

I guess the crazy, radical, right-wing, evangelical, fundamental, ultra-conservative, bible-thumping, tongue-talking, charismatic, pentecostal, faith-healing, rapture-believing, 1-step away from snake handling figure of speech would be that I was “called into the ministry” at the Assembly of God church camp in Turner Falls, OK when I was 16 years old.